Haircut?

Laura you would not have come near this place. That green cape is pure grease from the thousands that have gone before. That red thing is a sponge that he rubs across your face to pick up stray hairs. Just think where that's been. But it was a decent haircut, shave, and a massage for $1.50.

I said to Chris on the way home. Man, that's cheap. I should have got two.